5/3/2005 2:37 PM
The RCA dog decided to moonlight and pick up a little extra money
He wanted to develop a catnip-like substance for dogs, but he didn't have the training
So he hung around the museum for a while hoping inspiration would strike
The modern-day incarnation of a prettyboy singer from Curiosity Killed the Cat came along and tapped the little dog on the shoulder and tried to get him interested in a game of Video Poker on a liquid-crystal Video Poker game that took two double-A batteries, but the dog was sort of stuck up when it came to video games and didn't want to play.
The dog shook his head. Hanging around the museum wasn't getting him any ideas on how to pick up extra money, though he did find the exhibit on racist separate-but-equal laws to be interesting.
And the 19th century novels collection was second to none.
But even the most exhilarating museum exhibits in the world couldn't get the dog's mind off of catnip. Why do those cats get to have all the fun?
So the dog went to Jamaica. END