Max and Jax
were talking to Lax
with their teeth
When they were joined by Dax
Dax said: hi guys, have you met my dinner?
Lax turned her back on the dinner.
and continued to turn, and turn, and turn as though she was trying to show off her dress.
Jax couldn't take Lax's teasing, intentional or not, so he hopped a horse and disappeared into a dust storm.
Before Max could start prattling about runic languages and Middle Earth and twenty-sided dice, Dax pulled his trumpcard: cute baby!
Max started to look fertile with ideas so Dax pulled his other trumpcard.
For his devotion, Max was raised into a polytheistic gamer's heaven. THE END