laurens castle
the maids that wait on me
they give me mellon
and tend to my beautiful castle, cleaning and
taking care of me
making appointmens for me
and making lame excuses so i dont have to go to work..
in all my spare time, i have written a book...you can pick it up in any store.
or order it online at www.uselessshit.com and well have it sent to you in a year...
welp, it looks as if i have to call the maid to get the damn bear out of the tree again, thank you for visiting..
MAIDS!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME GET DRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!