orion@elenzil.com
there i was, all dressed up with my new patch and safe in the arms of fifteen cups of tension tamer. the evening was turning out perfect. except
there was a jungle gym parked in my spot! 
when my patch started intching in that special way i knew something was afoot. sure enough, rummaging thru the gym's rumble seat turned up a map to the secret treasure! arrr 555nm ho!
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the guys can always be counted on for a dog in a pinch, and Sabbath was one of the best treasure hounds in the business.
It was sabbath who discovered the secret decoder sheet. We all took turns finding out what our secret Dog/Pirate names were. Mine was Sloggerly Joe.
Shit! The Fuzz! 
these vice's'll showem who's boss. to say nothing of my taste in wallpapering. 
to make a long frigate-chase-scene short, Sabbath and i got away with the loot scot-free, and now we're enjoying the good life, performing at underground break-core shows all over the bay area and eastern europe.